This will not be funny at all to the younger generation who can’t relate to the madness that is Middle Age on up. To the rest of us, I hope it gives you a smile or two! Every single one of these has come out of my mouth one or more times in recent years!
Middle Age in a Nutshell
Who cares if it looks good? I’m comfortable.
Has anyone seen my phone?
The scale… that cannot be right!
Did I already take my vitamins?
Huh, I wonder how I got this bruise…
Why is the print on these instructions so tiny??
$ 5 for a box of cereal? They raised the price and shrunk the box… such a racket!
Who in the world is calling me at 9:30 pm? (For me it would be 7:30 pm!)
Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say.
Wait! What did I come in here for?
I could’ve sworn that was my password!
Ya’ll have a wonderful weekend! Go out and do great things!
BECAUSE HE LIVES 